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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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