Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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i was molested.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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