Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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penis

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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