I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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whats black and strange a paki

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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