- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

So a blonde walks into a wall...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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