why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Knock, Knock. Come in!

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Feminism.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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