Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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