- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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