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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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