- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are balck people black because they are

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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