roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

breasts

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

John Cena

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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