- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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