There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Burp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Black people having a Job.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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