- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

You all have Aids

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Caroline Kelly.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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