- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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