Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Womens rights.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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NEVER

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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