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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

How come grilled cheese?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Who is John Galt?

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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