Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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