- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

ecks! why zee?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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