- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I shot a bitch.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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