- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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