why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Stealth baseballs record

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What is the difference?

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obama

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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