- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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