- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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