What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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