My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

justin littleton being sucessful

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what is orange? an orange

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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