A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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