- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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