- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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