Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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