- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Rebecca Black

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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