How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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