A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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