masturbating on a tarc bus

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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