Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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