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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

a man walked into a bar....

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Woman rights.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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