- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

hard cheese

ur mum

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

I have an erection My mom!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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