- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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