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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

I'd like to make a withdraw

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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