Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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FUCK YOU

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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