Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

it's funny because it's funny

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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