- Anti Joke

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.