your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

its funny cuz i laughed!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

save me from the nothing ive become

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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