If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Praise Paisley

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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