Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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