- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Diarrhea

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats white? A fridge

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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