Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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