- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Women

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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