- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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