- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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