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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

People with cancer.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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