i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Justin's life

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Bark I'm a tree

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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