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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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