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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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