What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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