What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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