why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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