What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Logan's gay

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Your mom is so nice.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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