- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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