- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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