What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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arena football

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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