- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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