- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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