- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Tommy got neutered.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

The queen having a shit

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

girls basketball

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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