In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Reading books

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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