- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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