What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Yo mama is so fat she died

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What? Yes.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

My parents died!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the dog die? He was old

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

breasts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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