What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Thats what she said

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

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