What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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BOTTOM!!!

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Anti Joke

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