- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Where's the soap?

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

How's the weather? Good.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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