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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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