What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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