You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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23

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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