what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Punching a baby

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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