What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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homosexuals are gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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feminism

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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