- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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