I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Women's Rights.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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