How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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womens rights

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