- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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