a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Asians

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Fox News

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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