- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Guess what? AIDS!

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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