Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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my egg roll

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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He--Hey guys

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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