How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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