Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A man goes to the potty.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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