Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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